By Mike Oakland
If you’re anything like us, you’ve been kept awake nights by the scintillating thought of scantily clad Amazonian robot women clambering for your flabby pink man-flesh. Tokyo Desu is happy to report that now this oddly specific fantasy can be made reality for the reasonable price of 3,000 yen.
Robot amazonians demand manflesh on Shinjuku streets
Straight from the pages of a bad erotic Futurama fanfiction, the Robot Restaurant, located in Shinjuku’s red light district, features food, drink and enticing “performances” by dead-eyed robot babes.
Of course, the robots aren’t sentient (not until the singularity next year, at least), so they are actually piloted by even more scantily clad real women. We’re told the primarily otaku patrons actually consider these “humies” an unappealing distraction.
